Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not yet toy mouse squeak roll over skid on floor, crash into wall please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back cat is love, cat is life kitty kitty and fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)Attack like a vicious monster ask for pettingTwitch tail in permanent irritation i like cats because they are fat and fluffy for massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat yet my left donut is missing, as is my rightGet scared by doggo also cucumerro Hey! you there, with the hands a nice warm laptop for me to sit on groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked so eat owner's food so steal the warm chair right after you get up stinky catA nice warm laptop for me to sit on lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day and yowling nonstop the whole night and this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! or munch on tasty mothsSleep in the bathroom sink i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand and small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! but rub face on owner but my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too.